Tampa, FL by way of St. Louis, MO

Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."

Comedy Writing

Observations Move to Russia

The same old, white American people who came out against gay marriage are the same people who tell me that if I don't like it, then I should move to Russia.

The Snippets Die Hard

<p>Lisa: She said she couldn’t believe that we would treat her like that on the anniversary of her mother’s death.<br />Dan: Like we’re supposed to know when her mom died. <br />Gordon: We should totally make that a new Facebook setting. We could start a new Hallmark trend.

To Detect and Curse

I told my buddy that he shouldn't drive and so he did the typical thing that drunken people do in that situation: told me I was ugly and stupid.

Observations Bombed

Whenever there's some kind of mass killing or attack in this country, it totally ruins my productivity at work. I'm like, "Whoa, hey, who can think of work at a time like this?"

Because I Wanna Liveblog

The winningest pitcher of the St. Louis Cardinals' 2012 season makes his return to Busch Stadium the Third vs the Brewers. And I'll be handling the color commentary.

Waking Up Pays Nothing

The only reason that anyone has an opinion anymore is not because of any kind of search for truth, it’s because they are looking to get paid.

Red Velvet Cookie Dough

So this dude named Barry and this dude named Mitt decided to talk on TV because elections are a thing and I don’t really care because I’m not allowed to vote.

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