The Nate Way
Do what you need to do in life, but enjoy the process, and ALWAYS squeeze out the maximum entertainment value. That's the Nate Way.
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."
Do what you need to do in life, but enjoy the process, and ALWAYS squeeze out the maximum entertainment value. That's the Nate Way.
Battles may be unpopular, but the soldiers who commit to the next round of any fight in the name of freedom deserve a round on us.
When it comes to letting women know how you feel, you better have a towel ready. The truth can be a heavy load to take face to face.
Some women are only out for a free apartment and a meal ticket, but you can minimize the odds of ending up with a cheating drifter hustler.
She started out as the innocent, hard-working waitress, and before you know it, she's guilty of working the block for hard-ons and tips.
People say you have a drinking problem, but have they really looked at the alternatives? It's time to take a stand for alcohol independency.
Sure, stereotypes make everything easier. But labeling people is a form of judgment, and most of us are fairly impaired at that.
Life is pretty sweet, but its not all fun and games. Remember what your dad told you next time you get cheated:
You may need to prepare a few choice words to overcome times of moral dilemma, but first you need to identify your high-risk people.
It's the forbidden fruit of your circle of friends: your buddy's sister. Indulge in the temptation if you must, but please, exercise caution.
Nate's made it a whole year as a writer on PIC. If this is him at 12 months, I hate to see what he'll be like in his terrible twos.
What's long, winding, confusing, and full of temptation? Oh yeah, you already read the title. Now follow this modified path to enlightenment.