Good Times at Langerado
Nate and six friends trek to the Langerado Music Festival in South Florida for three days of drinking, joking, conversing, and tuning in to the spiritual effect of music.
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."
Nate and six friends trek to the Langerado Music Festival in South Florida for three days of drinking, joking, conversing, and tuning in to the spiritual effect of music.
The little things can ruin a relationship just as easily as the big ones. She wants to talk and you want a threesome; turns out size matters.
Forget religion, marriage, and sports teams. It's time to put your faith in something that will always be there...like a girl's mouth.
In the male fantasy there are only beautifully toned, tanned chicks, and made-up faces covered in cum. Surprise: these sluts really exist!
Women: first they want none of your attention, and then they want all of it. In other words, when the game is on, your game is on.
And all this time you thought there was one magic answer. Turns out there are plenty of things to live for, besides bitches.
Cutting yourself off from communication, cleanliness, and coitus couldn't be THAT bad right? Or IS there more to life than breasts...
A boy picked on at school exacts revenge on four jocks who teased him relentlessly. At least some people aren't stuck in their ways.
In most respects, McDonald's is one of the simplest jobs to get and keep. Unless you absolutely can't bite your tongue around old people.
There's nothing more pompous, conceited, arrogant, or self-absorbed than writing about writing. Which is why Nate has finally caved.
You drink overpriced wine, you fuck your college professors, and you turn every moment into a drama-filled spectacle. Suck a dick, bitch.
Like most nice guys, Ricky is destined to finish last with the majority of short-term female prospects. So he must learn to be an asshole.