Solving the World’s Problems for Free
Every time a politician is blown, God destroys a nuke. The solution to major world problems has been right under our nose this whole time.
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."
Every time a politician is blown, God destroys a nuke. The solution to major world problems has been right under our nose this whole time.
It seems the current military strategy in Iraq is getting a little stale and misguided. At least according to these fresh, radical new solutions.
The day of the highest rated show on TV has all the makings of a federal holiday: food, friends, and fun. Too bad it's already on Sunday.
You played lacrosse in college, you talk shit about poor people, and you won't stop telling that stupid, fucking story. Go away.
Call it sexist or un-PC, but the fact is, some jobs should be strictly women's work. Otherwise it'll ruin everyone's nurse/maid fantasies.
It doesn't matter what you celebrate, only that you do. If you fuck up my holidays, I'm going to stuff my boot in your stocking.
If the girl you're dating doesn't fit one of these types, beware. She might be firing on all six cylinders of crazy.
Just because you don't have a roof over your head, doesn't mean you can expect money to fall in your lap. Here's some 'career bum' tips.
The party platter of awesomeness that makes Christmas the coolest holiday is a combination of family, football, friends, liquor and gifts.
It's been a busy year at the DeGraaf apartment, both sexually and otherwise. He hopes you too can be fulfilled, sexually and otherwise.
Nate's friend Luke steps in for an objective assessment of Primal Urges in 2005. Luckily, the meaning of 'objective' breaks down quickly.
He may say the wrong things, and he may say some insensitive things, but you don’t like him anyway so what do you care? Suck it up.