It’s Not Like I Killed Your Daughter
Your daughter was a saint, and she's in a better place now... especially after the torture I put her through. God Bless her.
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."
Your daughter was a saint, and she's in a better place now... especially after the torture I put her through. God Bless her.
132 columns and countless blogs later, Nate reflects on how he came to write for PIC. Here's to the magic word,
Can one meandering dude really be so happy doing whatever? Maybe The Big Lebowski was right too, ignorance really is bliss.
Listen girls, you need to start kissing your girl friends more often. Free drinks, boners, and new friendships await your patriotic display of affection.
If you're looking to get lucky, these seven steps are your stairway to heaven, aka the drunk girl at the end of the bar. She ain't no angel.
If a wall stands in a forest and no one is around but some druggies, does it still pose a challenge? Or is it just something to lean against?
Nate hands out gifts to everyone from sports fans to crack-whores. It may not be what you asked for, but it's probably just what you need.
Baby, I stay up all night just thinking about you, but the truth is, you're a snore in the bedroom. Don't send me a letter unless it's a Z.
Ladies, I know Nate's written some things about you that were sexist, rude, and judgmental, but that's all about to change. At least once.
People spend their whole lives looking high and low, trying to find Jesus. Who knew he's been slinging drinks in Tampa this whole time?
Even though Hallmark has monopolized most of modern day gratitude, there still comes a time when you must set a list in stone.
Nate's decided to shed years of fat and scarred lungs with a strict new diet. Who would've thought his first resistance would be the police?