Long-Term Relationship Benefits
The six things I miss most about being in a long-term relationship (in no particular order, kind of like my life).
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."
The six things I miss most about being in a long-term relationship (in no particular order, kind of like my life).
It would be really nice if someone could get around to making these dreams a reality. I'm not going to do it, but I'm just saying.
There's a simple formula to guarantee that your Super Bowl party does not suck, and it involves more than just beer, food, and a TV.
Even if you had the life of your dreams, it still might not work out right. Take the good with the bad and all that.
Hey United States. Look I'm not trying to be critical, I just have some questions about, you know, things like Cheney, nudity, and money.
New Year's resolutions are for the unhappy. Hopes and dreams, however, can allow any man to with death upon Britney Spears.
A time comes when silence is betrayal, especially when one has to vomit. And that time has come for Nate in relation to Iraq.
After all the time men have invested in adopting emotions recently, it turns out women actually want the alpha male back. Fair enough.
Not to be confused with the friend with benefits, the girlfriend with perks comes with things like free drinks, trips, and sports tickets.
Nobody likes to take a dump in a hurry. That being said, the few things we'd rush a #2 for probably amount to some important shit.
Wingman is an honorable role to play, except when your story starts to fly south. Then your buddy is just an asshole.
Some guys have the magic touch, and others don't. Now indulge yourself in an expert's approach to killing the ladies.