Tampa, FL by way of St. Louis, MO

Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."

Comedy Writing

I Voted in Florida—Sorry About Us

Let me apologize to the rest of the country. If what I experienced is any indication of the way voting is working in this state, then well, we've screwed you again. It's not our fault though.

Bee Awesome

<div style="clear:both;"></div>I get fifteen paid vacation days a year. I take off to see my family every summer and over Christmas break. I use the rest for the occasional festival or for-me-fun vacation. I used to take off one day a year for the Spelling Bee but I stopped thanks to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">TIVO</span>.<br />

The Snippets Moved Next Door

<div style="clear:both;"></div>Ashley: So, you're taking Friday off to watch the spelling bee?<br />Me: The semi-finals, yup.<br />Ashley: You are so such a geek.<br />Me: The spelling bee kicks ass and everyone knows it. All non-believers will be swayed.<br />Ashley: Dork.<br /><br />Scott: I don't know how I feel about carrying this mattress.<br />Me: Nobody does.<br />

Memorial Day Observations

<div style="clear:both;"></div>I hope everyone enjoyed their three day weekend. Come to think of it, I hope I enjoyed it too. Oh wait, I didn't enjoy it at all. Oh well, a man can still hope. <br />

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