Tampa, FL by way of St. Louis, MO

Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."

Comedy Writing

Web Kids Who Have Not Met as of Yet

<span style="font-family:lucida grande;">The following is from an email from Xavier Holland:<br /><br />"On an entirely different note, do you have the problem of describing your fellow PIC writers to friends who don't read it? I've definitely had (at least something close to) the following exchange:</span><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"></span>

Observations Like Doodles of Cheese

If I were Roger Clemens, this is what I would tell the media: "I used steroids. I used HGH. I used every method available to make my game the best and make hundreds of millions. And if the only punishment I get for doing so is the denial of a plaque on a wall in some po-dunk New York town then so fucking be it. I made millions, bitches. Millions.

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