Tampa, FL by way of St. Louis, MO

Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."

Comedy Writing

The Snippets Will Watch Your Kids

Random Mom: You are my favorite umpire. You are so good with the boys.<br />Me: Thanks. They're usually good kids.<br />Random Mom: Do you ever baby-sit?<br />Me: No. No I don't. <br />Random Mom: Do you ever mommy-sit?<br />Me: Umm?<br />Random Mom: I'm just teasing. I'm married. <br />Me: Ahh?<br />Random Mom: But it'd still be nice to know if you would?

Observations Like a Helmet Discarded

The Boston Red Sox are your World Series Champions and there's nothing you can do about it, hosers. I actually tried to watch this game, but by the fifth inning my body convinced me that it just wasn't worth it, that sleep was more important and that I need to get more vitamins in my diet (at least I think that's what it said?I was pretty drunk at the time).

Ron Paul for President

<img align="right" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/ronpaul-798993.jpg" border="0" width="126" height="200" /></a><p>Basically, Ron Paul is core. And even though I'm not the most political of men, I am firmly endorsing Ron Paul for President because America needs someone who respects its citizens' freedom and individualism.

Observations on My 620th Post

Ladies and gentleman, the Boston Red Sox are your 2007 American League Champions. And there ain't a damn thing you can do about it, losers. Personally, I'm looking forward to watching Manny Ramirez play in the snow in Denver. Twenty bucks says that at some point in The Series, Ramirez misses a fly ball because he's busy catching snowflakes on his tongue. Really, it's only a matter of when.

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