Tampa, FL by way of St. Louis, MO

Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."

Comedy Writing

The Snippets Like Food

Me: How you doing?<br />Nikki: Rip roaring and reared to rectify.<br />Me: Huh?<br />Nikki: Too real for you?<br />Me: Are you on something?<br />Nikki: No. I'm just tired of having all the same boring conversations so I'm trying to spice things up.<br />Me: I'm sorry your conversations are so dull. What would you like to talk about?

I Made It On Time and Everything

Okay, so I'm taking this state test in St. Pete, caffeinated out of my gourd, memory full of useless stuff I've probably already forgotten, and the proctor lady says, "Regardless of whether you are finished with the test or not, you will wait here an hour."<br />

Observations Like a Tuesday Test Day

By my calculations, Stoner Chick went 10-2-4 against the spread with her NFL picks, burying me in the win column and the loss column. Basically, I'm on the hook for a huge dinner and will probably have to yield to SC for the remainder of the picks (unless she proves this week to be a fluke). So there you go football fans. A 19 year old girl knows more about football than I.

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