The Snippets Ain’t Tidbits
The Snippets Ain't Tidbits
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."
<p>Recently, the New York Yankees agreed to pay 45-year-old Roger Clemens (it's funny how so many writers always write it like that, you know, as if 29-year-old Roger Clemens was available or something) 28 million dollars to pitch the remainder of this season. In a related story, every northeastern sports writer experienced simultaneous orgasms on Sunday.
The NFL draft this year was even better than the draft last year, which is saying not very much at all, actually.
<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/thejesus-775055.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/thejesus-774213.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Back before Florida decided to outlaw smoking in restaurants, The Front Porch,
<a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/harrisklebold-759956.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right;" alt="" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/harrisklebold-759955.jpg" border="0" /></a>Luke: Happy Four Twenty. What should we drink to?<br />Me: To Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris.<br />Luke: And really good weed.<br />Me: Cheers.<br />
<a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/mascot-722024.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/mascot-722020.jpg" border="0" /></a>In Ashburn, Georgia, students will soon experience their first integrated prom.