Tampa, FL by way of St. Louis, MO

Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."

Comedy Writing

Health: The Nate Way

Recently, I was talking with a bartender I know named Ashley. She was sick and really pissed about it. She had bronchitis. I told her about my fearless editor, Court "That Bitch Better not be Ovulating" Sullivan, who also suffers from annual bouts with bronchitis. Ashley proceeded to tell me about all the other sicknesses she regularly encounters: mono, influenza and other various illnesses.

Picking Them Games on the Coin Flip

Last week, I went 4-11-1 against the spread. That sucks. Real bad. And the worse part is that I lost four of the games by a combined 2 points (thanks to all those half point spreads).<br /><br />So basically, I want to kill myself. <br />

The Snippets Give Thanks for the Serving

Dad: Nate, why are you calling?<br />Me: Just wanted to wish you a happy Veteran's Day.<br />Dad: That's great. Don't forget to call your brother.<br />Me: This was a nice chat.<br />Dad: Bye.<br /><br />Me: So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?<br />Brick: I'm gonna go over to my Mom's, eat a lot of turkey and take a nice crap.<br />Me: You should write for Hallmark.<br />

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