Tampa, FL by way of St. Louis, MO

Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On weekday evenings, Nate can typically be found at any one of a number of North Tampa bars. On weekends, he typically cannot be found. When not drinking, fishing, watching sports, or having sex, Nathan likes to read, play the harmonica, and show up for work. Throughout the course of his life, he has been arrested six times because, as his father has often said, "the kid is fucking stupid."

Comedy Writing

Observations Like a Long Weekend

I spent the weekend in St. Augustine, hanging out with PIC writer Michael Curtiss and his friends. On the way back, I stopped three times to shit and once to puke. That, my friends, is a weekend.<br />

The Snippets are Bringing It Back

Me: When did you get this car?<br />Kevin: It's my lady friend's car.<br />Me: Your lady friend?<br />Kevin: Yeah, my lady friend. You got a fucking problem?<br />Me: No. It just seems like kind of an old school term. I mean, when did you start saying, lady friend?<br />Kevin: My late grandfather used to say it. I'm binging it back.<br />Me: That's cute. I can appreciate that.

Observations Like a Big Lunch

Today, I went to the grocery store and purchased a five piece chicken meal and a two liter of grape soda. The check out person happened to be a black female. She took one look at the meal, then glanced up at me, then looked back at the meal, then back at me again. Then she laughed and said, "What, no corn bread?" And I honestly have no idea what to make of the whole exchange.

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