I Switched Bodies with My Dog, and He’s Outperforming Me in Every Way
Got a haircut and started showering every day. And I’m pretty sure he got my Michael Scott tattoo removed, but he won’t let me see.
Nathan writes humor and goofy fiction in Mulberry, FL. His work has appeared in Points in Case, Slackjaw, and elsewhere. Follow him @nathanwritesfunny
Got a haircut and started showering every day. And I’m pretty sure he got my Michael Scott tattoo removed, but he won’t let me see.
Did I immediately quit my job since I don’t have the PTO? Sure. But there are no guarantees in this life.
“Would you quit your honking. I’m going as fast as I can!” But the duck wasn’t finished telling his story.
Who has one thumb and makes poor decisions with power tools? This guy.