Rimbaud’s 2019 Food and Drink Guide to Paris
What can we make of the persons exiting the Sorbonne with something heralded as a "kale chia smoothie?" It appears to be dredged from a fetid pond.
Nathaniel Missildine is a writer and a father living in France but still comedy-adjacent. His writing has appeared in Bright Wall/Dark Room, McSweeney’s, Boulevard, Hobart, Salon and The Morning News, among assorted others.
What can we make of the persons exiting the Sorbonne with something heralded as a "kale chia smoothie?" It appears to be dredged from a fetid pond.
Chuck Norris continues to beat the sun in staring contests and that alone probably disproves climate change.