Sleep (A Short Story)
Sleep (A Short Story)
Comedy Writing
The True Female Orgasm: A Story
Eating out doesn't have to be expensive, but if you wanna get the job done right, you might have to spring for a bullhorn and a diamond ring.
Attention Facebook Zombie Fucks
Attention Facebook Zombie Fucks
7:13 A.M.
7:13 A.M.
Random Thoughts #1
Random Thoughts #1
A Little Update About Queef
I'll be returning to the saga here in a few weeks. I'm currently on a comp that doesn't allow me the ability to make movies.<br /><br />I'm quite hopeful that eventually, I'll be learning Flash and the shitty quality will improve...though to be honest I think that's part of the charm.<br /><br />So, that's it. Take care and enjoy the column on Sunday.<br /><br />-Gaudio
You Deserve This Blog Post
You Deserve This Blog Post
A Guide to Getting Girls to Kiss… EACH OTHER!
Seven steps to turn a regular party into a straight female slobberfest, including the sure-fire technique for inducing repeat girl-on-girl kissing.
Fun with Ouija
Fun with Ouija
My Drunk Diary… I Mean Journal
So, I'm obviously not drunk right now, but I figured I'd post this just for shits. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to reread it either.
Why Erections are Harder to Deal With Than Periods
You pick the less desirable scenario: completely unexpected, highly-visible hard-ons; or totally controllable, scheduled leakage?
The Corest of All Cores
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