Happenstance, PA

My sense of humor can be summarized with one joke: Q: Why does 6 hate 7? A: Because 7 8 out 9.

Comedy Writing

Give This Photo a Caption!

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Plea to the Condom (A Not-So-Poetic Poem)

<span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Plea to the Condom </span><br /><br />Fort pubic hair base--I salute you!<br />acid force thrust thrust hip thrust<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">dryhump dryhump dryhump</span></span><span><br />We can see the vagina ahead,<br />dear Christ!<br /><br /></span><span>And then warm wallet <br />pocket uterus birth!<br />You haven't expired yet?!

A Conversation with Myself

<b><span lang="0" style="color:#ff0000;"><br />MassUprising<!-- (4:50:22 PM)--></span></b><span back="#ffffff" style="color:#ff0000;">:</span><span style="color:#000000;"> </span><span style="font-family:Sylfaen;color:#004040;">hey kelsey, your boy STOLE my FUCKING cell phone

How I Met My Wife

When you've got an itch that even the dog can't seem to scratch the right way, turn to Nick Gaudio. He'll set your ass straight.

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