<p style="font-family: arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Rare is it that I feel anything but apathy for things related to television. If I can’t masturbate to it, or drink beer to it, I don’t really give a shit. I don’t get psyched for Will and Grace. I didn’t cry when I saw Old Yeller on TBS.
dudesy these are my rules first of all you don't get to just sit on my couch you have to ask first i can't just have people sitting on my couch without asking it would be pure chaos in my loft if i just let everybody sit where they wanted you have to sit in your designed seat and i've already taken the time to draw a map of the correct seating for each person who comes over to chill with me so loo
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If you're trying to find out if your girlfriend is a lemon, give her a litmus test. If you wanna know if she's a lying slut, the answer is yes.
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No Sudden Movements (Poem)
The spoon turns red<br />and somewhere in your<br />leftover emotional knapsack<br />the sky looks like I’m<br />running. It's true.<br /><br />And by the time I get to where I’m<br />shooting,<br />I forgot it was her who got me to<br />pull the trigger.<br />So,<br />I keep my face<br />in the light of a match<br />and the dark of a foxhole,<br />remembering how she slutted her way out