MacGyver > Norris
MacGyver > Norris
My sense of humor can be summarized with one joke: Q: Why does 6 hate 7? A: Because 7 8 out 9.
10) "When I'm With You," Sheriff<br /><br />9) "I Want to Know what Love is," Foreignor<br /><br />8) "Wind of Change," Scorpions<br /><br />7) "Bringin' on the Heartbreak," Def Leppard<br /><br />6) "Knockin on Heaven's Door," GNR<br /><br />5) "Is this Love?" Whitesnake<br /><br />4) "I Remember You," Skid Row<br /><br />3) "Fly to the Angels," Slaughter<br />
Call her up.<br /><br />Leave this message:<br />"Uh, so...um... you...uh... might wanna go get checked out. <br /><br />Bye... <br />oh and<br />it's me. "<br /><br /><br />The End.
So in my <a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/columns/nick/10-25-06.htm">recent article</a>, I briefly mention my encounter with former "star" center Kevin Pittsnogle.<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br />(Note: Pittsnogle pushed me in a club once and I was kicked out. I hope his baby gets Downs Syndrome.)</span><br />
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