The Hot Shot, Chapter 1
The Hot Shot, Chapter 1
Comedy Writing
On Picking Your Nose and Dipping It Into Fresh a Caviar Dish
<span style="font-style:italic;">This guy is just a no-talent hack, who tries to disguise his failings as a writer by doing a poorly-contrived Tucker impersonation.
Reasons Why I Want to be King, of England in the 16th Century
Reasons Why I Want to be King, of England in the 16th Century
St-St-St-Stuttering S-S-Shards
Me: Alright Shaun, you measure and cut those two by twos and Phil and I will screw in the floorboards.<br />Shaun: Okay...<br />(Shaun finishes)<br />Shaun: I’m done.<br />Phil: ...That was quick.<br />Me: Well just stand there and relax; we’re almost finished screwing.
My friends are fucked up.
My friends are fucked up.
MY WIFE IS SUDDENLY HORNY!!!!!
MY WIFE IS SUDDENLY HORNY!!!!!
Free the White Man?
<p><em>I don't care if you think this is racist. I'm not a racist.</em><br /><br />It's been my experience with the ever-progressing PC nature of our culture today, that Caucasian males are the most popular-culturally suppressed.<br /><br />Think about it. <br /><br />White men get made fun of all the time...stereotypes like...<br />We can't dance<br />We speak like news anchors
Will Blog for Food
Will Blog for Food
Operation Wingman: Saving Private Philip
Operation Wingman: Saving Private Philip
Bitch Guidos of the Week
Bitch Guidos of the Week
On Speaking
On Speaking
I’m a Stupid Cunt Sometimes
They say, "Beggars can't be Choosers." and they're right. If you're starving, eating a prune sandwich on wheat isn't something you should be bitching about. <br /><br />But I'm no beggar...<br />So I hate sluts.<br />