<p>As most of you should assume from the fact I'm very intelligent...I'm a diehard liberal. So, when I came to find that evil Republican bitch Katherine Harris had a facebook profile, I decided to have a bit of fun with the Republicans.<br /><br />A girl named Kowalski, particular.<br />
Three Badass Poems and an Ellipses...
<p>A few nights ago, I gave ol' Nate DeGraaf a call. However, much to my drunken dismay, the Aryan fuck didn't pick up...<br /><br />Giving him full credit...he eventually called me back.<br />
It's Good to Be Back.
Here's how to figure out your girlfriend's true number. Because Sexual History is one class your college doesn't offer... at least not yet.
You don't get squeamish at the sight of blood, right? Good, then you can head south, lap up her period, and earn your sexual manhood.
Virginity is a plague sweeping America's youth, but a 24-hour cure exists for the desperately ill. Take it from the master himself, ladies.
A website containing a database of cheaters, liars, and bad boys? How cute, the Feminazis are learning how to operate a computer!
Welcome to Male Finishing School: Soak up your semen slang, but watch out, this thick load of vocabulary can be quite a mouthful.
The dark, satirical thoughts of a lady's man with a creative mind for getting into and out of your pants without your knowledge.
It's not that you're cocky, it's just that if you have a big penis, everything seems to fall in place. From the classroom to between her legs.