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NG Hatfield Happenstance, PA

My sense of humor can be summarized with one joke: Q: Why does 6 hate 7? A: Because 7 8 out 9.

Comedy Writing

The exciting conclusion to the story of an artist's hangout and the lack of Andy Warhol. Or 'One Way to Cook Your Post-Modern Soup!'

The God of Sex has some tips for the bedroom, the kitchen, and the back alley: Don't be fat or ugly, leave your panties, and stop calling.

A running log vs. the iTunes Random Play Machine: a disoriented, yet awesome state of jubilation and clever mockery!

What do you get for plagiarizing over 30 articles from 10 writers on PIC? A pleasant thrashing and 'The Internet’s Biggest Asswipe Award.'

There are some things you can't say on the air. Words like turk- Beeeeep. Scratch. Please hold while the Gaudio in the Machine is removed.

A young man faces a tough decision when he meets his girlfriend's dad: praise his shitty poetry or tell the truth and risk a breakup.

A young man faces a tough decision when he meets his girlfriend's dad: praise his shitty poetry or tell the truth and risk a breakup.

A young man faces a tough decision when he meets his girlfriend's dad: praise his shitty poetry or tell the truth and risk a breakup.

A young man faces a tough decision when he meets his girlfriend's dad: praise his shitty poetry or tell the truth and risk a breakup.

Goddamn friends always intervene when you try to ruin your life. Either move to the suburbs or carry a 12-gauge and a switchblade.

If you knew that your boyfriend dreams of getting head, you'd probably stop dating him. That's why he's already considering future prospects.

From the Ancient Greeks to your parents, sex has been around since well before you were born. Go ahead and let history repeat itself.