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NG Hatfield Happenstance, PA

My sense of humor can be summarized with one joke: Q: Why does 6 hate 7? A: Because 7 8 out 9.

Comedy Writing

A young man faces a tough decision when he meets his girlfriend's dad: praise his shitty poetry or tell the truth and risk a breakup.

It's tough to keep striking out when you're already batting in a slump. Same goes for picking up women.

Crazy Girlfriend admits to hatred, resigns herself to God, and cheats behind your back. But she also fills that daring desire, briefly.

Except for a title, this story has it all: bungee jumping, fear of the unknown, questions of morality, and fireworks. Give this thing a name!

There are so beautiful moments stored in your head, and sometimes you just gotta let it all out at once. You should probably warn her first though.

Come again? The God of Sex is a one-minute man? Don't get ahead of yourself, there's a perfectly good pre-ejaculation explanation.

A cautionary tale about small town life, the importance of relationships, and being a Jew. Careful pulling your huge nose out of this book.

Dear thief, can't we just work this out in a civil manner? Just kidding, I'll have your head on a platter, medium rare, still gasping for air.

A homeless man won't give up, and neither will Buckwheat... until the two cross paths over a sexy young woman. (A 5-part story)

A homeless man won't give up, and neither will Buckwheat... until the two cross paths over a sexy young woman. (A 5-part story)

Every cabbie knows the meaning of a

Did you hear about the one where the 102 year-old virgin posed nude in Hustler? Yeah, well it's news to me, too.