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Nicole McKaig earned a BA in Psychology from Seattle Pacific University and recently graduated from Cal State University with an MS in Criminology. As a girl, she was raised by an enchanting gaggle of friendly woodland creatures in the foothills of the Pacific Northwest, where she frolicked in lush green meadows by day and nested in a cozy thicket by night. Nicole currently exists in post-grad limbo near Seattle, where she survives by scavenging for bits of bread overlooked by native waterfowl.

Comedy Writing

Typing Topless

Imagine a world where Internet porn was in short supply... Now imagine Nicole pumping out this column topless. Therapeutic, eh?

1-900-AWKWARD

Is phone sex a good idea for you and your significant other? Actually, there's a reason you have to pay for that stuff.

The Lovetrap

Guys are hard to read. Sometimes it takes a few extra measures straight out of Swiss Family Robinson to get their attention.

Ask Nicole: Sex and Dating Advice

General college advice and perspective. Lost your keys? Ripped your jeans? Dropped your chili dog? Unless you're perfectly content, chances are you need to ask Nicole something!

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