This High-Rise Elevator Is Also My Apartment
Let me wipe off the shaving cream and stow my kit bag where the emergency phone used to be.
Patrick McKay
Seattle
Ad creative, father of two, and sometime contributor to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. He’s also written for Graze Magazine, The Runcible Spoon, Defenestration, and The Smew. He’s ALWAYS available to moan about the barbarities facing our precious advertising agencies and says to just keep that half-can of wasp spray because he still has the brand new one.
Comedy Writing