Delta Kappa Fraternity’s COVID-Safe Procedures for Hazing You Worthless Pieces of Filth
What did you say, maggot? You’ve got “a fever”? Dude, go get that checked out right now. Brother Cody, open the window.
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The Scooby-Doo Gang Are Agents of Gentrification
Mystery Inc is an LLC, and you're your shareholders' puppets: driving from town to town, pushing out the little guys so big business can take over.