Hey, I won't be mad at ya if you peruse my comedy a bit. -Saying what you think you don't think. Paul Frank has written more comedy than your grandma's had periods. Paul Frank is a mystical creature like leprochauns, midgets, and MILFs. He lives solely on a diet of vodka, Hot Pockets, and milk-less cereal.

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A Little Helping of Some Points, In Case You Were Hungry

<em>They say people who get abused as a child either get caught in the cycle and carry on the tradition, and beat their own kids. Or, they vow to never be like their father, and promise to themselves they'll never hit their children. I vow to never be like my father. I hit my kids twice as hard as that pussy hit me.</em><br /><em></em>

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<em>A mom and her daughter are talking.<br /></em><br /><strong>Mom</strong>: "So...what does your new boyfriend do?"<br /><br /><strong>Daughter</strong>: "Well, nothing right now, but he's got great aspirations."<br /><br /><strong>Mom</strong>: "Like what? A doctor? Is he going to medical school?"<br /><br /><strong>Daughter</strong>: "No...he wants to be an astronaut when he grows up!"

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