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Toronto, Canada

I am a graphic designer, piano player and teacher, comedy blogger and humorous speech giver, skier, and husband/father. I'm also a human being. Isn't that incredible? Look forward to laughing.

Comedy Writing

Golf is for Retards

I don't understand the concept of the handicap in golf. The more you suck, the more strokes you can deduct? What if I can't play at all? Do I automatically win?

Is Your Chicken Tired?

“You should always let your meat rest after it’s been cooked," they say. Does the chicken really need to rest after two hours of inactivity? Isn’t being dead rest enough?

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