Peter Breining | Points in Case

Peter Breining Ridgewood, NJ

When I'm not writing you can usually find me stripping at the Spearmint Rhino under the stage name, Raven. I live in Hoboken, NJ, AKA the sexual Mecca of the world. Funny story, I once saw Oprah working at a Wendy's up in Ithaca, NY. Believe it or not, she was a total jerk. She kept insisting that she "wasn't Oprah" and that I was both, "racist and insane." She was in fact so rude that I ended up getting thrown out of the store and later questioned by the Police.

Comedy Writing

If This 8-Week Course Helped Improve MY Grammar, It Can Improve YOURS To

Before I took the on line course at Farmington's, I was just like you. My punctuation stank: my syntax was out of whack: and my spelling was down write atrocious!

by Peter Breining
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May 6, 2015

How Officer John McClane’s Recklessness Nearly Ruined Our Family

My intention for writing this was never to shame Officer McClane. In fact, I've learned to forgive the "cowboy cop" altogether. But there is a lesson to be learned from this.

by Peter Breining
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March 1, 2015