5 Reasons Why a Dictator’s Life is Better Than Yours
Sure you have to be ruthless and commit inhumane acts to maintain the culture of fear and desperation that keeps you in power, but it really is a charmed life.
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Does the Red Wine Industry Fund the Catholic Church?
How does the Catholic Church afford its increasing spending while revenue is declining? Sources say the red wine industry has been paying for product placement.
The Volcano That LSD Built
After a 20-hour plus binge of cocaine, MDMA, and nitrous, I took a drop of acid. And right there and then I decided that I would build an active volcano on the British Isle.
How Anilingus Can Cure the Obesity Epidemic
When there is a distinct possibility that you are going to have your ass licked later in the day, you become a lot more conscience of what you eat.