How I Imagined Life with a Puppy, Before I Got a Puppy
When my girlfriend walks away, she doesn’t follow her. She stays with me because I’m nurturing and friendly and like, super cool.
When my girlfriend walks away, she doesn’t follow her. She stays with me because I’m nurturing and friendly and like, super cool.
Moment of silence but for a page. Total accident and someone is definitely getting fired.
“Gimme an ice cream sundae. Make it a double.”
–Child detective