Sumo Has Swayed Me Again
The Sway is a nice if you need something more like a chair and less like a marshmallow; it's a middle ground between a proper chair and a giant blob.
Comedy Writing
Please Donate to Hurricane Maria Victims, And While You’re at It, Throw a Couple Bucks at My Kickstarter
Please take a moment to donate to Hurricane Irma relief, and while you're at it, throw a couple bucks at the Kickstarter for my Flappy Bird-meets-Candy Crush app "Clint the Climber."
So a Total Frat Movie Has Lured Your Inner Bro
Once that uninhibited college feeling washes over your feeble little mind, there’s no turning back. Your inner bro is watching this Total Frat Movie.
A Funny Name for a Serious Appetite
Next time you're looking to satisfy that taste-craving appetite, swing by the nearest convenience store and tell them you want a BIG AZ burger or chicken sandwich.
The Sumo Emperor: Fit for a King
The first thing you'll experience with the Emperor is "The Big Red Bang," a rapid expansion of microsuede upon unwrapping.
Top 10 Funny Things About Basketball
What's so funny about basketball? The sport's decline could be because there's less white guys, the biggest ball-hoggers can be found on elementary school teams, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About The Internet
What's so funny about The Internet? People spend more time online than they do at home, it's given a home to gamers and other people with no lives, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Bullies
What's so funny about bullies? Even countries have ones they can't get rid of, most of them are uglier than your neighbour's bulldog, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Cell Phones
What's so funny about cell phones? You have an ongoing love-hate relationship with them, you can leave annoying voicemail messages, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Bathrooms
What's so funny about bathrooms? You've shared a lot of stories and secrets with your toilet, they're always painted with an odd color, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Buses
What's so funny about buses? Riding them makes you feel like a poor person, you can never just take one of them to go somewhere, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Cartoons
What's so funny about cartoons? Your favourite character is probably gay, they're funnier than other television shows with real people, and more.