Sumo Has Swayed Me Again
The Sway is a nice if you need something more like a chair and less like a marshmallow; it's a middle ground between a proper chair and a giant blob.
Comedy Writing
Please Donate to Hurricane Maria Victims, And While You’re at It, Throw a Couple Bucks at My Kickstarter
Please take a moment to donate to Hurricane Irma relief, and while you're at it, throw a couple bucks at the Kickstarter for my Flappy Bird-meets-Candy Crush app "Clint the Climber."
So a Total Frat Movie Has Lured Your Inner Bro
Once that uninhibited college feeling washes over your feeble little mind, there’s no turning back. Your inner bro is watching this Total Frat Movie.
A Funny Name for a Serious Appetite
Next time you're looking to satisfy that taste-craving appetite, swing by the nearest convenience store and tell them you want a BIG AZ burger or chicken sandwich.
The Sumo Emperor: Fit for a King
The first thing you'll experience with the Emperor is "The Big Red Bang," a rapid expansion of microsuede upon unwrapping.
Top 10 Funny Things About Basements
What's so funny about basements? They're always cold, they're the best place to put a keg and a few ping pong tables, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Shots
What's so funny about shots? You buy them based on how fancy their name is, you remember the first three but not the last 10, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Britney Spears
What's so funny about Britney Spears? Her marriages are shorter than a drunk person's attention span, OK! Magazine said her family was smart, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Cemeteries
What's so funny about cemeteries? Grandma isn't talking your ear off anymore, you can dig for buried treasure, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Basketball
What's so funny about basketball? The sport's decline could be because there's less white guys, the biggest ball-hoggers can be found on elementary school teams, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About The Internet
What's so funny about The Internet? People spend more time online than they do at home, it's given a home to gamers and other people with no lives, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Bullies
What's so funny about bullies? Even countries have ones they can't get rid of, most of them are uglier than your neighbour's bulldog, and more.