Pimp My America 2008
We’re wasting money we don’t have, time we don’t have, and our kids are turning into homos. It's time to get real and put America on dubs.
Comedy Writing
The Department of Party Science
MP3 management, liquor mixology, gender ratios? Hey, throwing a good party isn't easy. Now there's a course of study to make you a pro.
The Off-Campus College House: Episode 2
The craziness continues at The Leaning Tower of 18th A (aka The Neapolitan House). Rats, peanut butter boobs, and beer & flouring.
The Off-Campus College House: Episode 3
Homeless people and dripping ceilings plague a house where Roman Candle Wars and setting fire to couches is the norm.
7 Stereotypical Parents of the Campus Tour
As a pre-frosh, the only thing worse than enduring the robotic campus tour is hearing your mom pose the first dumbass question to the group.
Everybody Actually Has No Fun
All those times you thought you were having fun, you were lying to yourself. Because, as this theory proves, fun is impossible to have.
The Off-Campus College House: Episode 1
Our first mini-series ever examines that same, beaten down, falling apart crackhouse that students continue to move into.
Mission Impossible: A Gallon of Milk in an Hour
Despite your best attempts, you will never accomplish this feat. Trust us, you WILL vomit the milk. Here's how and why.
Unsolved Mysteries of the Hangover
Nature's punishment for good times and over-consumption of alcohol is still one of the most unavoidable bodily consequences known to man.
Broke and Disgusted: Last Resort Summer Jobs
Jobless summers can be poor, beerless summers. Here's a list of some of your more 'unconventional' money-making options.
Why I’m Going to Law School
If you need more reasoning in your arguments for drinking, it's time you went to law school, where brains and brews meet a la Good Will Hunting.
ATTN: Liberal Arts Students, RE: You’ve Wasted Your Time
The Dean of Students would like you to know that you've wasted your time completing utterly useless majors. Sorry, and good luck in life.