Idiotic Phone Calls to the University
Every day is a new adventure in the life of a telephone operator for the university's main phone line. From crazy parents to coddled students.
Comedy Writing
Jen the Fat
Fat, annoying coworkers are a lot like pieces of candy. All it takes is one... okay one more. Mmm, I'm just going to take the whole dish.
Just Kick It: The Life of a Punter
Imagine getting paid six figures for doing one intense leg motion a few times a week. Your one job is to kick. You are an NFL punter.
How to Impress Your Ex-Girlfriend
No matter who did the breaking up, it's only natural to want to prove to your ex-girlfriend that you've moved on to skinnier and prettier things.
Survey: Am I Hot or Not?
So you're not quite sure how you stack up against regular ugly people? Then take to the streets and ask everyone from your ex to your priest.
Good Sign, Bad Sign: Decoding the Signals of Romance
Romance is a whirlwind affair, but it's hard to get blown away if you can't even interpret the signals of love or hate. It's classic red light, green light.
Freshman Forgiveness
Grades and attendance can't compete with the newfound freedoms of freshman year. Don't worry, we all understand.
Things I REALLY Learned in College
Skip the generic 'Things I Learned in College' lists. Here's the wisdom every freshman needs to reduce costly mistakes by at least 50%.
Wooing the Camera: A Closer Look at Gameday Rituals
You're a sports fan and you need attention in the form of television coverage. But seriously, you look like an idiot in the stands.
Flying the Coop
Sooner or later you'll be moving out and living on your own. Not the dorms, not your parent's house...ON YOUR OWN. Scary thought?
A Day in the Life of a Frat Guy
Make fun of Greeks all you want, but until you've stumbled a drunken mile in their loafers, you're missing out, dude.
Guide to Essential College Friends
Making friends in college is easy. Making the RIGHT friends is essential to a healthy computer, stockpiles of alcohol, and scoring car rides.