An Existential Crisis of Collegiate Proportions
The bland town of Columbus, Ohio may serve a higher purpose after all.
Comedy Writing
Dear Liquor…
Alcohol: it's been by your side as long as you can remember. But now there are a few grievances it must accept to continue being consumed.
You Don’t Want to Date Me
Women beware, I have no time for a relationship or feelings other than the throes of orgasm. Sorry, but you're not cutting the mustard.
The Dorm Room Doldrums
You thought going to a party school would elevate your social status. Turns out it only made you geekier by comparison.
How to Be the Creepy Guy on Campus
Congratulations, you're just five steps away from making everyone on campus feel strangely confused and uncomfortable in your presence!
Crimes of Fashion: Guilty as Charged
If you're an amateur dresser, chances are the fashion elitists, also known as your friends, are breathing down your shirt.
Crimes of Fashion: Guilty as Charged, Part 2
When girls in tunics and capelettes are hooking up with guys in pink popped-collar polos and rainbow attire, it's time to call the fashion police.
College Students are the Smartest People on Earth
College kids are ruthless, lazy, and resourceful. Watch out adults of America, they might be coming after you.
Coming Soon to a Theater Near You…
Look! Up at the big screen! It's a comedy, it's a drama, it's a tragedy...no wait, it's a comdragedy aimed at every single demographic possible!
The Time-Honored College Apartment
Some things never change, including the hot girl and beer poster covered filthy off-campus apartment most guys call home.
Civil Disobedience: The Ex-Girlfriend Letters
When your ex-girlfriend turns the revenge meter up to 'crazy,' the politely constructed blackmail letter may be your only chance at a truce.
Civil Disobedience The Ex-Girlfriend Letters, Part 2
Dear Jessica, I fear I cannot hold my tongue any longer... and neither can Todd. He's hooking up with everyone behind your back.