College Classroom Etiquette
Before you drag yourself to class, take a shower, turn off your cell phone, and remember never to raise your hand. It's just common courtesy.
Comedy Writing
Clean Eye for the Straight Guy
At some point every guy must come to the realization that his room is better fit for a herd of pigs. Even if he does nothing with this information.
The Campus CLEM Revolution
Why try in vain to undermine campus administration and professors when you can successfully take on RA's, TA's and stereotypes?
A Christmas Story
Everyone's Christmas break always starts the same, but rarely does it end up this bad. Unless your family's borderline crazy too.
Seven Surefire Ways to Thwart and Confuse Bandwagon Activists
Seven surefire ways to thwart and confuse those annoying bandwagon activists for your own comedic amusement.
“Staff Infections: Outdated and Out of Style” and Other Brilliant Term Paper Topics
Can't think of a topic for your next paper? Feast your eyes on this cornucopia of ideas
Salutation as Disease: The “Campus Hello” Factor
We're all guilty of spreading this salutational disease to 'friends' we barely know. Dread the multi-meetings.'
My Blow-Up Doll Girlfriend is Not Marriage Material
Judy Zimmerman may fulfill every physical desire a man could want at any time, but when it comes to marriage talk, she's just full of hot air.
My Alcoholic Handicap
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
Anatomy of a Drinking Game
The heart of a drinking game is it's ability to get everyone drunk while maintaining a decent level of entertainment. Learn the key components.
What He Says, What He Really Means
Don't know what your guy friends are talking about? Certain things they say don't make sense? Use this translation dictionary to get inside their heads.
What the Devil is Everyone’s Problem?
It's not easy having a son who's the anti-Christ, but how can you not love your son? Grow up people, he's a CHILD for God's sake!