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College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
Comedy Writing
The Things I’d Do for Money
You might not do ANYTHING for money, but there's a lot of fucked up shit I bet you would do. Shall we begin valuing your pain and suffering?
Ugly Amber: My Anti-Drug
When a plumper version of Rosie O’Donnell with greasy hair, and a face full of acne won't stop stalking you, even smoke breaks have to go.
Ten Things You Should Know About Money
Everyone loves money, but nobody knows what it is. Is it a food? Is it a drink? If so, is it coffee? Here's some of what you need to know.
That’s Not My DNA, Maury!
Are you the father of those kids, or is Maury Povich sticking a needle in an eight-legged freak off camera? The answer will shock you!
The Switch: Liquor after Beer
As you reach the drunken
Student Health Disservices
Your glands are swollen and you're shaking and panting in a cold sweat. Uhh, you're fine, probably just got the hots for the receptionist. NEXT.
Smart Bombs and Dumb Kids
Our kids keep getting dumber while the war keeps getting longer. And not even the smartest bomb can compensate for the dumbest kid.
Snoop Dogg Visits His Grandma
Recently, rapper Snoop Dogg went to a place he rarely goes. No, it wasn’t Notsmokingpotland. It was his grandma’s house.
Celebrate Steak & Blowjob Day March 14th
Finally, a day where men get to shove their meat in all the right places. It's a his and hers holiday gift where everyone leaves full.
RIP Evil Knievel
Often imitated, never duplicated, the Evil one is now jumping buses in the sky. Let's hope the clouds are softer than his previous landings.
So She Realized You’re a Dork
Boy meets girl, girl meets penis, things are going well. But what do you do when girl meets Star Wars collection, and girl goes mild?