Top 10 Funny Things About New Year’s Resolutions
What's so funny about New Year's resolutions? It's a good idea to try and get your girlfriend to resolve to have more sex with you, masturbating twice a day doesn't count as more exercise, and more.
PIC curates a thoughtful blend of enlightening and irreverent humor that is both curiously insightful and sinfully delightful. We publish daily original articles, rain or shine.
What's so funny about New Year's resolutions? It's a good idea to try and get your girlfriend to resolve to have more sex with you, masturbating twice a day doesn't count as more exercise, and more.
What's so funny about graduation? It's your school's last chance to make you suffer, at the graduation party you find yourself singing epic rock athems, and more.
What's so funny about rappers? Their music videos are never creative, it's hard to say whether or not the female ones are hot, and more.
What's so funny about love? It exists everywhere even in strip clubs, love letter never help you get laid, and more.
What's so funny about studying? Students never use their own study notes, it's an excuse to watch internet porn, and more.
What's so funny about exes? They'll never give you back your stuff, the only way you can calm them down is by having sex with them, and more.
What's so funny about one night stands? They only take seven steps to do, they're so popular even best friends do them every once in a while, and more.
What's so funny about guitars? They can help one pick-up the opposite sex, most of us once pretended to play one with a tennis racquet, and more.
What's so funny about relationships? They're never normal, they're easy as pie to start but incredibly hard to end, and more.
What's so funny about concerts? They can make people lose their shit, pot just seems to go hand in hand with blaring music, and more.
What's so funny about malls? They're the official hangout for Eminem wannabes, they always play the corniest Christmas music, and more.
What's so funny about summertime? The ridiculous charade of futility known as 'internships,' going on vacation and leaving your girlfriend behind, and more.