Rachael Millanta is a comedian, writer and producer from Sydney, Australia, currently based in Toronto, Canada. She took her critically acclaimed solo show 'Lower Your Expectations' to Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Sydney Comedy Festival, and Newcastle Fringe in 2019, and is currently studying improv and sketch comedy in The Second City’s flagship Conservatory Program. Rachael is a writer for Giant Dwarf's ‘Sketchy At Best’, Slackjaw Comedy and WanderEater Magazine, and is a producer of What She Said Comedy, Sydney's first all women comedy night.

Comedy Writing

Jokes

Thinking about the time when I was 5 and my dad told me to give a fake name to the clown at my birthday party because “nobody needs to know your business.”

— Rachael Millanta,

I’m looking for a partner who gives me the level of attention, responsiveness, and general concern that a gym gives me after I’ve missed a couple of payments.

— Rachael Millanta,

My ex-boyfriend was way ahead of everybody in preparation for this pandemic, because he was already unemployed and living with his parents.

— Rachael Millanta,

Male seahorses are the ones that give birth and I’ll bet they never shut the fuck up about it.

— Rachael Millanta,
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