Randall S. Chadwick Colorado Springs, CO

Author of the fictitious Putz Prize-winning non-fiction humor novel "Dangerous Toys & Naughty Boys", available at all sellers of Fine Doggerel. I'll be honest, I'm posting articles here to support the publication of my upcoming humor novel, the sequel to DTNB, a sequel for the masses. This author has been favorably compared to other...authors. Names of authors such as Dave Barry have been evoked, in print even! I mean, look, I just did! There's the name, in print! Evoked! Randall has a busy schedule, appearing on stand-up comedy stages and courtrooms, appearances that involve laughter and yes, even mirth, by nearly all involved. To be honest, the judges have not exactly been the participatory blokes (blokes? what is this, Oceania?) I was hoping they would be. Turns out they are super-super picky with the "Your Honor", I cannot stress that point enough. Though I grudgingly accept the contempt charges and the "alternate housing" that accompanies them, I gotta be honest - I rather sense the contempt is, shall I say...mutual? Yet "Your Holiness, Judge Grumpypants" oh I'm sorry, DAD..."Your Honor"...I have yet to share a cel...er, a room with you! Look, I thought 30 days would give us some time to...you never took me camping, OK? There, I said it. I said it and I'm not sorry. My friends were talking s'mores and stupid stupid stupid me, I had to ask! You know how embarrassed I was, "Your Honor"?! Yeah, "the court adjourns" the same thing you say every night at dinner, and I'm... OMG...um, I swear that totally was...look, we joke, The Judge and I. This is totally not trauma-dumping. Uh...Please, enjoy my "writing"!