Latest Demands in the Ongoing Hostage Negotiations Between You and Your Toddler
Bath time shall last a minimum of three hours or until I’ve shriveled to one-half my natural size. ABSOLUTELY NO HAIR WASHING.
Rebecca Anne Nguyen is the co-author of Where War Ends (New World Library, 2019), a 2019 Foreword Indies Book of the Year Silver Award winner for Autobiography & Memoir. Her work has been featured in the New York Times, USA Today, and on MSNBC. Her writing has been published (or will be soon) in Wintermute Lit, Mamamia, Frazzled, the Write Launch, among others. She lives in Milwaukee with two children, seven houseplants, and an incalculable number of Legos.
Bath time shall last a minimum of three hours or until I’ve shriveled to one-half my natural size. ABSOLUTELY NO HAIR WASHING.