Love Tokens I Can Send My Boyfriend Instead of the Nudes He Keeps Asking For
My baby teeth set in a silver box / A vial of the tears I cried every time he asked me for nudes after I kept saying no
Rebecca Kaplan is a stand up comedian and sketch writer/performer living in New York City. Her humor writing has been published in Little Old Lady, Sally Magazine, and funny-ish.com. Follow her on Twitter/IG @RebeccaTKaplan
My baby teeth set in a silver box / A vial of the tears I cried every time he asked me for nudes after I kept saying no