Five Tips for Being Locked in a Trunk
I’ve been locked in a trunk so many times I’m startin’ to think I’m a set of jumper cables!
Rich is a schoolteacher in New York City. His work has appeared in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, CollegeHumor, Nutria, and probably some other places. At one point, he wrote for television.
I’ve been locked in a trunk so many times I’m startin’ to think I’m a set of jumper cables!