Memo to Staff: It’s the Apocalypse, But That Doesn’t Mean It’s the End of the World
Tragic for sure. Indeed, many of you have asked what impact the end of the world will have on your 401(k) match.
Rich Pliskin
Washington, DC
If I can make just one person laugh--just ONE person laugh just ONCE--what a colossal waste of time this will have been.
Comedy Writing
Jokes
Never understood death row inmates who who order gargantuan last meals. The last thing I feel like doing after a huge meal is getting executed. Too full!
If blindfolded, could a professional investment manager tell the difference between common shares of Coke and Pepsi? Discuss.
You know what Kant said, so no point repeating it.
My grandparents grew up in the Depression. I grew up in the anxiety.
They say Newton discovered gravity while quarantined during a plague. Big deal. I discovered vodka.
Given the choice, I’ll bet Mary would have preferred an immaculate birth.