Morning Announcements at the High School of Your Nightmares
P.E. gets worse, lunch still sucks, and there's going to be a pop quiz in 2 minutes. I'm your new principal, have a great day, kids!
Rob Bloom is a Comedy Writer, Screenwriter, and connoisseur of all things deli. He has written for the Cartoon Network, McSweeney's, CRACKED, Fresh Yarn, Monkey Bicycle, Funny Times, National Public Radio, American Public Media and the Travel Channel, among others. Find out everything you want to know at In 2007, Rob won Screenvision's "Short Script-Big Screen" Competition and had his original screenplay, "Suburban Bravery," made into a short film. The film was produced by the critically acclaimed Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and shown as pre-feature entertainment on movie screens nationwide.
Rob is also the writer of a regular humor column, which has been praised by the Erma Bombeck Writing Institute as well as by his parents who proudly display it on their refrigerator with magnets shaped like fruit. He’s currently in search of the perfect black and white cookie.
P.E. gets worse, lunch still sucks, and there's going to be a pop quiz in 2 minutes. I'm your new principal, have a great day, kids!
The head of a porn studio gives notes to a young screenwriter on his screenplay submission to Money Shot Studios.