Rob Rooney | Points in Case

Rob Rooney Fairfield, CT

Award-winning Creative Director/Copywriter for some of the biggest brands in the world, including MILKPEP (Got Milk?), Sprite, Diet Coke, Starbucks, Planter's Peanuts, Duncan Hines, The Tribeca Film Festival, Comedy Central, Pepperidge Farm, Campbell's Chunky Soup, LandRover, Cadillac and others. Some people find him mildly amusing.

Comedy Writing

Forget Magic Beans, I Will Trade You These NFTs for Your Mother’s Only Milking Cow

So magical are they, that if you purchase them now, by tomorrow they’ll be worth thousands, perhaps even millions of dollars!

by Rob Rooney
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January 1, 2022

The 5 Love(craft) Languages

Deities with this Eldritch Love Language need to hear their bound worshipers verbalize their eternal devotion, with an “I love you” of sorts.

by Rob Rooney
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August 3, 2020