I'm a stand up comic, a writer, and scared of my reflection.
When I was a kid, I hoped I would own a Ferrari someday. Now that I’m an adult, I hope I would get run over by a guy driving a Ferrari someday. — Ronnie Smith
When I was a kid, I hoped I would own a Ferrari someday. Now that I’m an adult, I hope I would get run over by a guy driving a Ferrari someday.
I’m only 20 but I have the body of a 30-year-old—it’s taking up all the room in my freezer. — Ronnie Smith
I’m only 20 but I have the body of a 30-year-old—it’s taking up all the room in my freezer.
