Naturally Tidy Woman, or Trapped in a Wes Anderson Film?
Does free will exist, and did I employ it when purchasing this quirky pair of binoculars? Do I even like binoculars?
Rosalind Moran is a writer, editor and linguist whose work has been published widely in literary journals and magazines. Her satire can be found in Little Old Lady Comedy, Queen Mob's, and Defenestration, among others, and her comic poetry has been published by various websites and magazines. She is a co-founder of Cicerone Journal. Her satire bears no relation to people living or dead, although the same cannot be said for cats.
Does free will exist, and did I employ it when purchasing this quirky pair of binoculars? Do I even like binoculars?
No matter how sincerely you attempt to connect with them, they seem to live by the philosophy "treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen."