If the Pandemic Gave Workers More Leverage, Why Did My Boss Scream at Me for Printing Out Hundreds of Pictures of Mewtwo?
Much like the novel Coronavirus, there is something deeply disturbing about Mewtwo.
Ryan Ciecwisz is a stand-up comedian/writer and (hopefully) a future lighthouse keeper.
Much like the novel Coronavirus, there is something deeply disturbing about Mewtwo.
The Phillie Phanatic can phuck off.
You think I didn’t see your ass (which was nude) swimming in Camp Crystal Lake? You know I drowned in there? That’s just disrespectful.
A 30-Inch Footprint That I Touched and Then Tasted So I Could Begin Tracking Ronald: Without it, I wouldn’t have been able to murmur, “He’s near…”
If you are offered a chance to suckle at the teat of the eldest Keebler elf, I pray you heed my warning.
I would love nothing more than to coat him in a honey glaze and roast him over a fire until his internal temperature is 145 degrees.
Yes, I tried replacing the batteries. A fresh set seemed to do nothing except make his tone even angrier.
I’m holding myself accountable and learning from this experience (I will NEVER wear roller skates while performing surgery again).
When Mr. Cruise shouts his most favored insult at me, I must be grateful and verbally show him my appreciation with a delighted squeal.
The first thing I noticed was my temporary roommates smiled and clapped each time they saw the Grinch’s glorious glutes.
Welles Insisted On Playing Both the Canary and the Human: Weight fluctuations nearly killed Welles and made the insurance for the project skyrocket.
The farmer at the pumpkin patch is threatening to stop selling me any more pumpkins because he thinks what I’m doing is “fucked up.”
ALWAYS recycle dead batteries. NEVER put them in the garbage. My brother WILL go through your trash and he WILL throw them at me if he finds them!!
I am interested in making my ass completely smooth, with no contours or separation, like sea glass or Costco’s floors.