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Ska-merica The Beautiful: This Patriot Pays His Respects by Skanking to a Ska Version of the National Anthem at the 9/11 Memorial
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Ryan Dondero
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September 23, 2024
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The Hard Times
Poser at Oi! Show Wearing Bald Cap
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Ryan Dondero
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May 9, 2024
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The Hard Times
Help! I’m at My Grandpa’s Funeral and My Psychobilly Cousin Is Trying To Play His Coffin Like It’s a Bass
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Ryan Dondero
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March 23, 2024
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The Hard Times
Help! I Adopted a Highway and Brother I Am in Over My Head
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Ryan Dondero
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March 1, 2024
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The Hard Times
Local Band With Just Drummer and Guitarist Must Have Time Traveled From 2011
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Ryan Dondero
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December 27, 2024
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The Hard Times
Lowe’s to Begin Selling 14-Foot Glenn Danzig
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Ryan Dondero
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October 7, 2024
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The Hard Times
Punk Halloween Party Has Guests Bob for Cigarettes
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Ryan Dondero
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October 26, 2024
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The Hard Times
Hypocritical Much?: This Boutique Retail Shop With “Trading Post” in Its Name Won’t Let Me Exchange My Beaver Pelts for Their Artisanal Soaps
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Ryan Dondero
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October 2, 2024
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The Hard Times
Whimsical Punk Mouse in Children’s Book Lives in Marlboro Red Carton
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Ryan Dondero
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January 30, 2024
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The Hard Times
Punk Confuses Waitress’s Kindness With Interest in 2008 YouTube Video of Davey Havok Performing “Straight Edge Revenge” With Ceremony at 924 Gilman
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Ryan Dondero
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January 13, 2024
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The Hard Times
Opinion: Look, I’m Sorry but the Best Time for Me to Unsubscribe From Emails Is When I’m Barreling Down I-95 in My Ford F-150, Okay?!
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Ryan Dondero
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January 1, 2024
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The Hard Times
Pathetic Nerd Knows Names of Everyone in Band They Like
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Ryan Dondero
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January 1, 2024
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The Hard Times
Opinion: I’ll Never Apologize for Google Searching “Lenny Kravitz Pants Rip” on My Work Computer
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Ryan Dondero
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January 9, 2024
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The Hard Times
Punk Vows to Smoke Healthier Cigarettes in the New Year
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Ryan Dondero
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December 31, 2023
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The Hard Times
Opinion: You’re Not Punk and I’m Telling Everyone
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Ryan Dondero
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December 28, 2023
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The Hard Times
Neglected Acoustic Guitar Plays Itself to Sleep at Night
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Ryan Dondero
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December 11, 2023
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The Hard Times
New Crayola Crayon Color “Hammer Smashed Face Red” to Accompany Release of Cannibal Corpse Coloring Book
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Ryan Dondero
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November 2, 2023
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The Hard Times
10 Foods That Will Cause Me, a Cartoon Cat, To Float Through the Air Toward the Smell
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Ryan Dondero
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November 17, 2023
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The Hard Times
Historians Discover CBGB Originally Stood for Cock, Balls, Garbage, and Butt
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Ryan Dondero
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November 8, 2023
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The Hard Times
25 Great Joyce Manor Songs That I Absolutely Won’t Be Stage Diving To
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Ryan Dondero
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October 30, 2023
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The Hard Times
Mike Pence Forced to Drop Out of Presidential Race After Grazing Door Knob Touched By Woman Who is Not His Wife
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Ryan Dondero
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October 30, 2023
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The Hard Times
Commander Biden Bites All 221 House Republicans, Seizes Speakership
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Ryan Dondero
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October 24, 2023
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The Hard Times
Vet Bill 500 Million Dollars
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Ryan Dondero
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October 17, 2023
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The Hard Times
20-Year-Old Celebrates Last Edge Day
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Ryan Dondero
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October 17, 2023
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The Hard Times
Recently Sober Friend Pounding Non-Alcoholic Beers With Familiar Ferocity
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Ryan Dondero
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October 1, 2023
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The Hard Times
Help! I’m the Transatlanticism Crow and I’m Still Stuck in This Fucking Ball of Yarn
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Ryan Dondero
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August 26, 2023
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The Hard Times
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